tanning

Today at the YMCA I overhead an obnoxious conversation between two cougar-like ladies if in fact you can call them ladies. One said that she doesn't need to wear makeup when she goes tanning. Well I almost let her know that no amount of tanning would ever remove her need to wear makeup. And she was a total bitch so I of course wanted to think up something nasty to say to her which of course I didn't.

Ughhh what kind of ogre will I be when I am forty?